Am I bovered?

Well, the time has come to try and figure out how the hell everything is going to fit into the suitcase, and how the hell one is going to get to Heefrow with 100kgs of luggage. In the meantime, here are a few random thoughts...

Favourite UK sayings
1. Am I bovered?
2. Cracking
3. Tidy

Always remember, what seems like a bargain in reality isn't because you still have to double it.

London transport system - 1
Sydney transport system - nil

London shopping - 1
Sydney transport system - nil

London weather - ffffffuckkkkkk me
Sydney weather - oh yeah

Don't take people pummelling you on the tube personally - just bite your tongue, as hard as that may be (my tongue is now hanging by a thread).

You can only see so many galleries in one day. 3 is probably too much. Over the galleries.

When the sun is out, make the most of it, because you won't see it again for months.

Why can't Primark, Topshop and H&M open stores in Sydney??? Fuck Sportsgirl, Portmans and... all of the others.

Let the airline allocate your seat, because then you have someone (that isn't you) to blame for the shit flight.

Arriverdeci Old Dart. It's been fun. A little wet, pretty goddamn freezing, somewhat overcrowded, a tiny bit expensive, but an awesome experience. See you again in about 10 years time when I've managed to pay off the MasterCard.